The Bloombiatch Manifesto

I am not your therapist.
I am the friend who loves you enough to tell the truth.

You do hard things.
You survive what scares other people.

No soft lies.
No sugar-coating.
No hiding in your excuses.

You are not fragile.
You are under-trained.
 
You are allowed to feel the fear. You are allowed to cry. 
You are not allowed to stay there.

Get up.
Do the thing.
Bloom, biatch.

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